I am so sorry to hear about your close call, but very glad you were not hit in the head! 

Hmmmmm...

short and sweet, that’s how you kinja.

Looks like that flight is like $5000 first class.

Yeah, the hell with that. Spending money sux, but if I’m going to Europe for vacay, arriving in one piece is part of the experience.

I would laugh in his face for $1,500. Me, a non-millionaire, wouldn’t sit in coach across the Atlantic. $1,500 is an appalling low offer.

Seriously. The upcharge from economy to 1st class was almost certainly more than $1500. Of course he got shot down.

Preach Brother. Nagy is teaching his players to take care of the freaking game so it never comes down to a kicker.  Time to destroy the NFC North and everyone who is in our way.  Bears Football is back!

Technically, the Miami kick was for the tie, but your point is well taken.

I don’t go to a lot of Bears games, but I happened to attend two last season: the Lions game in November when Parkey hit the uprights 4 times, and the Double Doink playoff game. Like Nagy, I’ll never get over it. 

It’s been a long day and I hate the fuckin’ Eagles, man

you silly

My job takes me to some pretty out-of-the-way parts of the country, and can confirm the slogan.

Applebee’s: Come To Where Office Workers Go To Cheer Up Janet In Accounting

Applebee’s; you’ve made a poor choice in where to live, now make a poor choice where to eat.

All time top 5 Ducks:

That it happened in Colorado makes it even better.

“Give it a shake”? That’s what blenders are for.