Bush evaded those shoes because he was raised on a ranch with three brothers and he had a lot of practice learning how to dodge things being thrown at him.

Thanks for the “too loud” office laugh. Fuck you Karen and your disapproving stares. I’m on lunch.

As opposed to our mascots 

That’s a fair point.

Amennn

Provel cheese sucks

that movie got super weird really fast.

The only really bad deal there was Seabrook’s. Keith’s deal gave them a consistent Norris contender at a hilariously low cap hit and even if he’s slowed and not as defensively astute these days (and even then there’s statistics to suggest he’s somewhat slowed down by the quality of his partner) he still contributes to…

Don’t judge me.

Brett’s looking more and more like his dad too.

Hey, my bad. I didn’t mean to comment on your original post. I meant to comment on someone’s post. Chalk it up to being 35 going on 70. The other comment was about how this guy has a fancy title so clearly he didn’t do anything wrong. My point was “look at this other jack ass for the Warriors. He had a fancy title and…

“Go jerk off to End of Watch again, yah fuckin jagoff”

The person with the badge thought he was within his rights to escalate a situation that he was mentally unable to deal with and now his friends in his office are trying to protect him.

He’s clearly one of the “good ones” because they’re all still alive!

Jesus Christ does this seem scarily accurate.  Looks like mid-life crisis for me this year.

all raptors are friendly. face-eating is how they say “hello, how’s your mother, good talk, see you out there buddy”

You know what they say: if you have to explain the joke, it means the joke is a really cerebral one that shows your own elevated IQ relative to your fellow commenters, and you are truly doing the world a service by allowing them into your comic genius mind to see how the sausage is made, as it were (sausage, in this…

You brave man. Deadspin/Jezebel are the most dangerous splices, the most thrilling high-stakes adrenaline rush kinja-ing this side of Hulk Hogan’s wiener. Wear a helmet.

Have gay friends who will confirm, actually