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This is actually leaked footage from Bambi 3. Bambi’s mom doesn’t die, but gets drafted by the Browns, which seems somehow sadder.

After reading that I immediately stopped to give you a star.

Oh, it’s much worse than that. You’d be lucky nowadays if they’re even willing to run out to McDonalds. Many states that are still executing people have progressively limited or eliminated all sorts of perks and privileges behind bars, including last meals. Texas (of course) stopped doing last meals altogether years

Yeah, there’s no way he’d “rather be working on the Mayor Pete Presidential campaign” He’s one Twitter account away from Chuck Woolery.

Having seen a taping of WoF years ago (it absolutely sucked shit) I can say they 100% never fucked. Even as a teenager the fact that she barely tolerates him was palpable. Having to sit through his shit for three episodes, I can see why. Pat sucks.

Land of the free and the home of the “we’ll pick you up”

The logo is in landscape instead of portrait mode, the Wailuigi costume is period correct, excellent work

Waluigi number one!

Perfect, exactly what I was picturing. 

Mike Trout has admitted being scared to face him

It’s the heterochromia.

Counterpoint: That scary SOB ain't human

Right they don’t call him “Mad Max” for nothing, LOL.  They had a snarl contest in MD to win a chance to meet him.

On one hand, this is clearly unintentional base on the speed, choice of pitch, the body language of the pitcher (dejected, staring at hand), the reaction of the catcher, the score and situation, etc. Ridiculous he was tossed out for throwing at someone.

I can’t believe the star counts on this comment thread. SO many more people prefer the outside brownies?! WTF!?

Your dad should’ve rejoiced, for the brownie crust is primo real estate.

So you’re saying he will have found his Special Purpose?

You are why I drink.