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I’ve occasionally wondered if there was a large disparity. Now I know. “Go Sox!”

There’s video from the Royals Rays game going on right now making the rounds, where there are maybe 100 people in attendance. I’m heading to tonight’s white sox orioles double header, and I can’t wait to see the dozen or so other fans who are still there at the end of game 2 (provided I somehow survive that long).

i am VERY easy to impress.

Donnie Wahlberg is in it??? WHAT THE FUCK MAN, SPOILERS!!!!!

Seriously. I’ll agree with Katherine that some people take spoilerphobia to an extreme level that’s unhealthy. But who is she to tell other people how best to enjoy a movie? Maybe having a big moment spoiled doesn’t ruin the whole movie, but it’s certainly not the optimal way to see it. And in the case of a movie

The movie has been out for 4 days, it’s a 3 hour long movie. There was a rush on tickets, not everyone gets to buy the tickets that work the best for them.

If someone ruined the Sixth Sense, you got to punch them in the stomach in person, like I got to!!

That was my first thought, as well.  Trump is definitely the kind of dousche to call them “boobies,” and probably reaches out and does the “honk-honk” with his tiny hands everytime he says it.

I used to work with a crotchety old man who once pointed out a woman’s large “bazooms” to me. It’s my favorite word for them.

Look at the bones!

+1 holy hand grenade

Spider...

She side leans in preparation, even grabs for her belly a bit too.

Hearing a fart in a mic over Stephen a Smith is no small feat. If that girl -or any human really- pulled that off, lord help them.

“Sir, this is a Portillo’s.”

I challenge you to find another sport where driving a cart drunk is expected of you.

I feel like I may be uniquely qualified for this.

I could never play the game; too strong an association with Caddyshack (one of the best guy movies EVER) for me to actually concentrate.

Sometimes I wake up to poop and forget to shut the alarm off. I hate that. Suddenly I feel very rushed to poop and wipe and shut that damn thing off.