I feel there’s much, much more going on in that letter that we’re missing.

Or, perhaps, it had a natural beret? (There is TMI story behind this I will not share because the details would disturb.)

toni collette and hereditary in general were FUCKING ROBBED bc the academy is full of little babies who dont want to watch anything scary!!

The best and most concise response.

We deserve this after the shitty opening to 2019.

My exact thoughts. Then I felt like an asshole because of the whole human trafficking aspect of it, but still...the fact that it was Bob Fucking Kraft is such a beautiful thing.

Only if we can give Stephen Dorff the award for best actor for 1995 retroactively for his performance as Cliff Spabb in S.F.W.

I love this season of True Detective, but let’s be real. Every episode is like:

You are correct about that.  And who schedules the last epsiode of True Detective on the same night as the Oscars.  Usually, my wife and I scour the local theatres so we can see all the nominated films and nominees but this year, the only one we saw was Black Panther and that was in the summertime.  Couldn’t care less…

We lived on Guam when I was but a wee lad (military brat) and Mom got some boonie peppers to dry out in the oven because she wanted to have some. It might as well have been tear gas. Had to evacuate the house for a couple hours. 

Maybe see if you can get your hands on some Guamanian boonie peppers. 

Ah...a fancy boy

Feels like an Arby’s night...

Gotta support the team.

+1 parting gift of your choice. Man-fur or eight-ball jacket?

Alright.  High-five!

My next guess was the CFL Central.

Have you started to do research on Michael Reinsdorf’s kids yet?

Good for you. Free range babies are the most delici...well prepared for life in a cruel and unforgiving world.