I assume everyone cried during that film.

I assume everyone cried during that film.

I had forgotten about this song and really hate myself because I like it.

Oh God yes, a hundred times yes. this kid in the mask. I’ve seen this movie 50+ times, and last night’s viewing was the first time I noticed it, or that it bothered me enough to give my wife side-eye with our kids sitting between us.

My wife and I are arguing - is that a girl or a boy. I say girl, she says boy.

The answer to “what would you rather have happen” is “not let this shit happen in the first place.” You don’t get a pat on the back for hiring a qualified cleaning company to pick up after the shit you took on the couch. Don’t shit on the couch.

When I rule the world all songs that have been used for commercial purposes will have to be re-titled after their commercial entity. So if she were to play the song in concert, she would have to introduce it as “Football Night in America.” I just want a world where instead of people trying to remember where they…

Or Elgin.

Can we get an official update on Drew? You don’t have to get into specifics or anything, just a simple “he is doing better should be back soon” would be nice.

The first time I saw Trading Places as an adult was... stirring... 

Now look, I don’t mean to mock this movie too much; it’s a tear-jerker, sad ending...but good god, what kind of a mortician doesn’t cover up the bee bites?

Fuck you that gif alone almost made me cry 

Allagash White is always my go-to for people who say they don’t like beer. They always end up loving it. 

Went with Post Ride Snack instead of the more mainstream Lunch or Peeper Ale. Impressive, Petey. Could have thrown in a Bissell Bros or Mast Landing selection instead of the widely available Allagash White though.

Wow...so both mom and dad have the disease? I’m no statistician, but I have to believe the possibility that their kid(s?) develop it are quite high.  That’s a shit thing to know is likely to happen, but not sure when...

Doctors that accept astronomical payment to do this to obviously challenged people, either socially or mentally, should be locked up, or at least stripped of their medical license

Peroni at Italian restaurants, Tsingtao at Chinese. Don’t mess with success.

I hope someone finished that Maine Beer bottle. That would be a goddamn waste of an excellent beer if it was poured out.

I always go with the Peroni Red when at an Italian restaurant.

Counterpoint: Babe Ruth living today, in a country with legal alcohol, internet pornography, and being paid tens of millions of dollars a year, would be dead within 12 months. It’s like when Bender became human in that one Futurama episode.

You crank up one tire on the Jugs to 11 and leave the other at 5 and that thing will snap off a golden hammer that would buckle JC at the knees.