#helmetsareforhitting

This is the right and proper take. As a White Sox fan, I love Harold Baines I will not be reasonable on the subject, super excited that he is in.

Baines is the classic example of statistics not measuring the man. If you watched him play through his career, you know he was a Hall of Famer.

It was always hilarious when Boston fans would call Jeter “Captain Intangibles” while insisting Varitek (career 24.2 WAR over 14 noodle-armed seasons) was revered as some kind of mythic hero.

I have a mental disorder where I star the stupidest stuff. Thanks so much for triggering it.

So dumb. Also so good.

2. There’s an overweight man who sprays shit all over the back of the seat/inside of the toilet bowl. He does this once a week, i know who it is and I hate him. A few weeks ago, there was shit on the back of the wall behind the toilet. HOW

Okay, I’m not Indian but I’m pretty sure the warm water thing is cultural. Kind of a manual bidet. I used to see little pots in Indian friends bathrooms growing up and actually the Hassan Minaj show on Netflix just taught me what it was for. Honestly, if they wash their hands after - their dick and ass is a lot…

This is still the case in a few parts of Asia. I lived in a place that had such old, shitty pipes, you couldn’t flush any amount of paper down there. So people either didn’t wipe, or used a little bin next to the toilet for the paper...which is actually worse..

There’s a reason why no one eats with their left hand in that part of the world. 

I prefer to wash my anus at my desk.

It’s not xenophobia at all. Have you traveled outside of the US?

I caught a guy jerking it in the stall next to mine. I’m minding my business when I hear a sound of skin on skin. Rub your hand up and down your forearm. It’s that sound. He’s trying to keep quiet and the bathroom was packed (all the stalls and urinals were occupied) and yet he carried on! The smells, the sounds, none…

3. A couple of Indian men who work in the office next door like to fill up cups of water and bring them into the stall with them so they can wash their anus after they’re done. One of these men also wipes off his dick at the urinal and throws the paper towel into the urinal.

When I went to Mexico City for the first time it took me a little while to figure out why they had trash cans that were filled with used toilet paper in all the stalls. Knowing it was a plumbing issue I still couldn’t bring myself to break habit.

As I understand it, washing (as opposed to wiping) is a cultural thing for many people. In homes, some Indians will use a lota for the same purpose.

I’ve been told that we have people who use the urinals BAREFOOTED. The worst we’ve seen in the woman’s is someone washing their feet in the sink.

This happened in a stall at my office, except it was blood instead of poop. Just a straight up blood spatter on the wall for like 6 months.

At his former office my husband had to deal with both 1. and 2. The chronic masturbator was at it in there daily, until someone figured out who it was and made a complaint to HR. The second example at his office once actually injured someone while running to the bathroom (he threw a door open and smashed someone in…

I’m crying. I can relate to all of these unfortunately.