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My ... GOD. Shields! SHIELDS!!”
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I had a co-worker that was so fat he could not wipe his ass, let alone wash it. This led to the toilet seat being coated in his dry flakey ass skin. You had to use scrubbing bubbles and a fair amount of elbow grease to get it off.

2. There’s an overweight man who sprays shit all over the back of the seat/inside of the toilet bowl. He does this once a week, i know who it is and I hate him. A few weeks ago, there was shit on the back of the wall behind the toilet. HOW

Most of these are just flat-out awful and as reprehensible as they are barely understandable, but I can’t figure out what the hell is compelling #3 to do that after a #1 or #2.

two things from my office:

These are all so so horrible.  Bless you and your work situation.

Follow-up question: how do you still have the will to live?

this sort of behavior leads people to develop intestinal problems from holding it in until they get home. I am so, so sorry.

That’s nothing. You should see my boy when we tell him we’re going for walkies.

They just opened one of those up by my house. Never been before so I figured I would try it and god damn it was good. I could feel my arteries clogging but yeah.

Good god that’s funny.

+1 custard

C.O.T.Y.

I only live three hours away from Green Bay and I am preparing for the cheese curd shortage. 

“Daddy, no!”

I count at least four people in that video who had the sense to appreciate what was going on and tried to stop him. He knocked one of them down and shoved the other three out of the way at various points.

It’s really scary out there right now for young men tho.

It looks like he goes through one of the guys holding him back to get at her and knocks him over. He wants to hit her so bad he’s bowling over his buddies. 

All he had to do was go back into his room, close the damn door and call the hotel to get those two out of the hallway. I hope sitting on this backfires on the Chiefs so instead of him being suspended (we know it will be like two games because the NFL is bullshit) early in the season, now he gets suspended closer to…

that argument got very deep, philosophical, and abstract; centering around the idea of if good people who don’t hear about jesus still go to hell or not.