Especially in light of the article Drew mentions, because if anything converting the Sentinelese “savages” to Christianity will only make their society worse.

I feel like the Sentinelese were really doing something bigger than themselves. They did it for us. For when we cower behind the door, windows shut, lights off when Jehovah’s Witnesses or whatever come knocking.

Well I’m definitely on the side of “he was a young delusional guy who went there for selfish reasons but we shouldn’t make light of his death” but dammit if I can’t stop laughing at that pic you posted. 

I gotta admit I admire the fuck out of the Sentinelese peoples commitment to killing outsiders with bows and arrows.

I laughed about it too. Like he couldn't take the time to Google and find out these people shoot at planes?? They are openly hostile and he thought he just kayak over there?

Yeah fuck that guy for being a complete moron, sometimes morons die for being morons (see: this guy)

Get me about 10kilos of plutonium-238 and we’ll find out!

Whoa whoa whoa, can you use that wor—

To be fair I just like having ice cream on a sunny midsummer day.

Counterpoint - The Sun is going to eventually expand and consume the Earth*, killing everyone, which I believe is a little something called “murder,” so we are well within our rights to pre-emptively strike back at this deadly foe via any means necessary.

That’s my fucking son you’re talking about, bud.

Waynes World 1

Yep. That was when independent cinema, flush with tech-boom cash, really flourished.

I used to kick the door to get into the bathroom because I know that bathroom door is covered, front and back with poo germs like a reusable diaper before it gets sanitized.

I assert that all men’s rooms have those big-ass buttons, so you can hit shit with your elbow or something instead of your nasty hands you didn’t wash.

I assert that all men’s room doors be equipped with swinging saloon doors or the restaurant style swinging doors so I burst in like the fucking Kool-Aid man when i need to take a leak.

This is correct.  Any holiday resulting in a nice 3-day weekend gets bumped closer to the top of the list.

good call, I’m back on board.  Excellent list

There is that. I refuse to go shopping on Black Friday, though—if I’m going to die on BF, it’s going to be because I’m two six-packs into one of Sierra Nevada’s Christmas beers and I accidentally fell into the turkey fryer.

Two jump to mind: (1) where did the wife Segway off to that he was just found by himself in the road, and (2) what are the little people of Central Pennsylvania so enthusiastic about?