Does the death of Kevin James’ movie career count?

Holy shit, how am I just now learning this occurred?

The Wikipedia entry on his death is gold: “West Yorkshire Coroner David Hinchliff told Heselden’s family: “I think it’s probable — I think typical of Jimi and the type of man he was — he held back and waited as an act of courtesy to allow Mr Christie (a dog walker) more room. In so doing, he’s attempted to reverse the…

Yeah, but it’s cricket. They could be firing rocket launchers at each other and I’d only kind of be interested. 

One fateful morning, Papa John woke up, got dressed, had a cup of coffee, practiced his ‘Better’ slogan in the mirror a couple of times, drove to work, said good morning to Delores, gave a head nod to Philip, walked into the corporate boardroom, and then said the N word.

Papa “John” is the gift that keeps on giving. Gotta be the winner.

Nothing about the Ottawa Senators’ Karlsson/Hoffman scandal? I’m crushed.

+1 Lipitor

With his BMI and your standard Wisconsin diet of cheese, sausage and beer? Medically speaking he’s probably a ticking ti-

You were right to drag Zukka.

Dragon Fruit was maybe the most disappointing grocery purchase I’ve ever made. Like a white kiwi with all the flavor removed.

LOL rude!! I just have strange booze preferences sometimes, that's all!

Jesus christ, THANK YOU. What an abysmal take by OP

Absolutely spot on

Wow.

Who wouldn’t rather have a couple of future draft picks in their pocket than a player like that on the field right now?

That third Lions player took Mack to the ground, there’s some hope still.

He treats grown men like children.