I like to mix my Raisin Nut Bran with Spoon Size Shredded Wheat. Somehow it makes me feel like more of an adult before I devour let's say a stick of soppressata and cheddar cheese together. And I agree, 2% milk is the perfect ratio to keep your overall fat content down.

print this out and hang it in the Louvre because it’s fucking art

This...this is true man.

Bone Apple Teeth!

Please. My wife works night shifts and every other weekend is on F/Sa/Su — like this weekend. So I order enough Sichuan food on Friday night to last through Monday lunch.

Bone Apple Tea!

You’re a man of culture, I like that.

Sean Payton is a Saint!

Gregg Williams is a Saint! Gregg Williams. Is. A. Saint.

SEAN PAYTON IS A SAINT

uh, no, seriously though

Right there with ya, man

Moisture Aloe.  He used to play for the Expos. 

This summer, I went to a game where Engel made one of his ridiculous home-run robs, and it happened right in front of me. I enlarged the photo, framed it, and hung it on my wall, because the catch was amazing and I also looked OK in the photo.

Then when Bob Nightengale guarantees Harper signs with Philly we can all get mad at him earlier than usual

I drafted Bell first and still got Conner in FA. I would have liked for Bell to have ‘won’ and to have returned by now, but it’s obviously better for himself and for future players in this position that he rides it out.

If you can’t masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM in Vegas then where can you masturbate in a bar at 9:15AM at?

I read your joke as a joke. And I liked it

buddy...

Big Ben: On closer inspection, these are loafers.

I enjoy your pettiness here. Not sure if that’s why you root for the Sox or the result, but I have a lot of respect for it.