You deserve a hug for this post. Partly because you hit the nail right on the head, and partly because it reminded me of Silent Bob shouting in Jay’s face in J&SB Strike Back. “The SIGN! On the BACK OF THE FUCKING BUS!”

that’s not very nice

It’s like someone is trying to do the Emmit Smith character after being hit with a shovel.

Total trainwreck. is he insinuating that he gets real sweaty when they run out of beer and his wife throws a towel at him? Who is this Baret character?

It’s so transparent how much action is taken by politicians, where literally the only consequence of note for them is how it will affect their turnout in an upcoming election. Actual governance comes second to the re-election campaign and maintaining the status quo. Kim should have nuked us while he had the chance

Michelle told us “when they go low, we go high.” But I am afraid 2 inches off the ground is way too high for these uneducated, backwards fucks.  Polite intelligent discussion doesn’t work anymore unfortunately 

Gun girl is simply, and expectedly, a malignant narcissist and sociopath. And clearly not the brightest bulb in the box.

I’ll bet the chaw won’t be Red Man.

This is total nonsense. Obviously his teammates beat him up for being a punter.

My wife would vastly prefer the bears...

Lurking is what the internet was designed for,

And here I was eating that 5lb bag of bears in the car on the way home from the grocery store, like a sucker.

I think at that point the fathers discuss who’s making more, and the dad of the prospective nurse slinks away in shame. Seriously, the amount of sponcon money thrown around is fucking embarrassing

So what you are saying is that you stocked up on WOW chips when they were discontinued?

Just as long as they weren’t the suger free ones...

I don’t even understand the point of it. Is it so you can go back through at some point and view everything you’ve liked in the past? Do people think maybe the celebrity they are following will see that they liked their status and get in contact with them to have some sex or something?

Thank u for this

This is a good Flint joke.  

The fact the Texans didn’t sign him last year proved the lie of “he doesn’t fit the system.”

I’m not sure anybody would ever scream ‘pretty boy’ at Rondo. Now, Keith Hernandez....