First of all, go back to Cincinnati. Second agreed all the way across, when they drafted him by doing same thing for cutler I was going no please no. Because for entire time they had him I couldn’t be a fan for that cry baby. Next we will see with how mitch does. His time has accelerated from being a learning qb to go…

I’m embarrassed to admit it took me a very long time to stop reading Goodnight Moon to my kids like this:

at a point they’ll just have to trust Trubisky a little more and let him take some chances... and make some mistakes. It’s the only way he can jump to the next level.

I got shat on a couple weeks ago for saying they were a playoff team and was REALLY hoping to revisit those comments after a Week 1 thrashing of the Packers that turned out to be not that at all!

There are lots of excuses - he didn’t start a lot in college. He had nothing to work with around him or in terms of coaching last year. All the players and coaches around him are new now.

Send that Dowell Loggains fellow back to the shire.  

Yeah, watching last night, his pocket presence was sorely lacking. There were several instances when he had a relatively clean pocket, or could have stepped up to elude any pressure he felt off the edges, and he would do the “tuck the ball and roll out” move as though he were evading a heavy rush. I’m sure he can get…

The initial plan I heard was that someone was going to drive him to a Metra station, but you can’t leave Ronnie hanging with that Sunday night every-two-hours schedule. Next thing you know he’s headed the wrong way and roaming the streets of McHenry county, game ready.

You can but usually you’d just blow out your O-Ring. 

While what he said was mind-bendingly tone deaf and stupid, he also made the Moth Joke, which is my favorite joke of all time. It’s almost a wash.

Anne Frank is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more.

So many great sketches: the masturbating bear, camel toe Annie, celebrity secrets, new college mascots (with my favorite, the coked up werewolf), channels you were unaware of and of course, Jordan Schlansky.

+2, passed

Bought my Mack jersey last night during halftime (...)

Such a roller coaster of emotions last night. After that Mack TD I was among a group of grown men jump-hugging in a living room. The most football watching joy I’ve felt since Hester returned the opening kick of the Super Bowl. We exchanged texts with our Packer fan friends who said they were going to bed or outright…

I’ve been watching Bears games for 50 years and that one was one of the most brutal losses I can remember. It’s right up there with Chester Marcol’s touchdown or when they let Matt Ryan drive the Falcon’s 60 yards in 3 seconds for a field goal for fuck’s sake.

Hahahaha, oh jesus, I’m not gloating. That kind of win is VINTAGE Rodgers: stunning, exciting, and UTTERLY UNSUSTAINABLE.

But seriously, Mack looks fucking incredible, and I legitimately think Trubisky will get better as the season goes.

Just like I took up jerking-off at 12 from being 12.