“football Smeagol” almost broke me. Well done!
Will’s letter seems to me to be the answer to “Which of these things is not like the others?”
Yeah, I’m even an Eagles fan and I don’t get it. He seemed to pop right up after the sack, and he didn’t put in extra effort to drive him into the ground outside of a normal tackle. What, should we make all sacks two hand touch?
That first sentence almost made me wet myself.
The hero we need...
I’m stealing “football Smeagol.” That’s just brilliant. THE SILVER TROPHY, IT BURNS US PRECIOUS.
My god, man, that poster has a family! Within which he no doubt has many fine prospects for marriage.
This comment is pure gold.
My youngest brother, who was a d-lineman in high school and is still about 310 pounds, eats Flaming Hot Cheetos by the family-bag and how he is just not shitting blood every day is beyond me.
That crack you just heard was Booth getting one upside his dumbass head.
I keep making the mistake of underestimating the stupidity of folk. Dammit.
Hot DAMN.
Yeah he really is astoundingly stupid.
holy sheepshit, no wonder he thinks Flyers are a threat
I just saw that reply on twitter and immediately came to Deadspin to see if it had been written up because my brain is bad.
oh for fuck sake...
Patten Oswalt taped his most recent Netflix special there, I believe. Apropos of nothing...
So you are bitching just to bitch? Sounds like a true White Sox fan.