I’ve been stranded in Pilsen even after Ubers were a thing.  

They held a Deadcast in St. Paul during Super Bowl week during the ice carnival (i.e. traffic was utter horseshit coming and going) that managed to be packed. Are you gonna let the twin cities show you up?

I was just at Thalia hall about a week ago. It's inconvenient for north siders but not dangerous. That stretch of 18th Street is already fully gentrified.

I have bigger issues with people who stay friends with a short relationship/hook-up (1m) that were never ingrained into a shared life. Then I’m like why?

Okay we’re pretty close (34) but I’ll say that my attitude towards this has shifted a lot in the last few years as friends have kids that are growing up and people are way more spread across the country. I’ve also gotten out of my 20s and grown up a bit in relationships, so the ones that ended later have been easier…

It’s spelled PLISSKEN.

I live in Edgewater. Even without Thalia Hall being a hike from the Pink Line it would take a good hour to get home from that. On a Monday night. Anything west of the river might as well be the goddamned suburbs for how convenient it is to get to from the Red Line.

Who chose Pilsen?  Its great for Mexican Food- but a Deadcast Party???  Bad Bad Bad

I have seen a couple of show at Thalia Hall, it a really nice venue. But it is a bit of hike from the nearest L stop. (like half a mile) There is a bus line, but I not sure how late it runs. 

I can’t even imagine how many of my co-workers I’d punch if I had to see their stupid faces every single day for seven months at a time.

Yes.  I have a friend who is friends with all but like 2 of her exes.  As someone who talks to her about her relationships a lot, I am confident in my assessment that she does this because she likes feeling wanted.  Multiple of them have made it clear that they want to get back together with her, to the point of…

And literally no woman wants to be the Mother in that situation. 

This is the correct take. I am 100% sure that’s why (or just evidence) that Jack White is pretty fucked up.

Verily. 

deep *seated*

You can scroll around to find my post about my ex-gf who I’m friends with if you want to hear the whole story, I disagree with the majority of your post, but I forgot to mention this and it is definitely true:

This.  Even if you really don’t care about getting with that person again there is absolutely no way your current or future significant other wants to spend time with someone you used to fuck.

What is the point of first-rounders if not to find someone as good as Mack. The only way this makes sense is if both first-rounders wind up being that good, and that simply will not happen.

Have you dried drinking? I’ve found developing a palate for fine spirits and wine has essentially killed my sweet tooth. And I can no longer stand the intense artificial flavors.

When I was in college I got a 3 lb bag of gummy bears in the mail from my parents and ate the whole thing in a day. The first dump I took was clear. Like absolutely devoid of any color, dark or otherwise. I was terrified.