So not only do you use the handicapped stall without shame, you intentionally lie on your way out?

fuckin a

Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

If you succeed in your mission I will buy you a beer and a shot if we are ever in the same bar.

If you can, pick up a 4 pack of the New Glarus Apple Ale around Thanksgiving, too. It’s ridiculously fucking good.

Thanks for the recommendation.  I’ll look for it next time I’m in Wisconsin.  

I love me some New Glarus.

It’s the only loving thing to do.

That’s basically all we do.

Don’t forget about Lakefront Brewery. Some very good beer coming out of that place.

I’m a Bears fan living in Milwaukee.  Go get them tiger.  

“speak now or forever hold your peace”

mmmmmm raspberry tart

These are two unequivocal truths.

As a Wisconsinite, this is correct course of action.

The sour cherry brew they have out now is liquid ambrosia. 

Also, 45th Parallel Distillery in New Richmond. They make a marvelous gin.

You’re a good brother.

I always liked you Hemmerling, but now I love you. Fuck the Packers.