I had forgot about that until I read this.  Thanks.

I had so, thanks.

Somebody’s gotta go back and get a shitload of dimes! 

Head them off at the pass? I HATE THAT CLICHE!

Do they have to be mutually exclusive acts? 

You can never trust a man who is afraid of taking a gamble. 

HOLY SHIT THAT HUSBAND IN THE EMAIL OF THE WEEK

I’m partial to “please go suck someplace else,” “I can’t fight pirates without coffee”, and “the wrong kid died.”  

I will definitely agree with that. There is a certain point where it can be too tart, like drinking liquid warhead candy.

Our shower has one of those things in the corner with, like, multiple levels of racks for various shampoos and conditioners and whatnot. So I usually place (and then forget) the toothbrush on one of the higher racks. This is objectively disgusting, I know.

I’m sure he would’ve picked up a child to use as a human shield, then picked up the ball from the ground.

I said the same thing the last time I hit center mass at the shooting range.

And don’t skimp on the crappy voiceovers. People have to be unambiguously certain that’s not my voice.

“These lampshades need... special leather. Bring me more of my... special leather.” 

I've been to all of those and this list is good and proper.

Art of Pizza should be higher, but otherwise, I agree.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

LOL you shouldn’t aspire to the The Joker! He... murdered people and stuff.

when you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything,

Fair enough