I agree with your Rolling Stones take, although I’ve been back and forth several times over the last 20 years on which of the two are better. I don’t begrudge the Beatles backers anything, they have very good points, I just happen to prefer the Stones more blues heavy sound.

A laughing, illiterate, foolish, drunken, spasmodic pervert. Good show!

You may be a fool drunk spaz pervert illiteritte, but you are not a porn star!

Subtle and layered. +1

I’ll confess that I’ve not been to *every* city in America, but I’m willing to crown Indy “The Most Boring City in America” anyway.

“Maaaax POWERRRRRRRR... He’s the man you’d loooove to toooooouch...”

I am beyond intrigued by bagged egg lady. If that wasn’t odd enough on its own, she just walks around carrying a ziploc bag of eggs like a maniac? No brown paper bag? Not inside her purse or a computer bag? Just holding it like a purse. Now I am wondering if she uses a fork (or good lord a spoon) or just pour it into…

I love that I can’t find a serious discussion on any article Deadspin publishes, yet this is the topic (and comment)people choose to start taking seriously.

bad take, good grammar

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH GIVE ME MY MOMENT IN THE SEMI-SHADE

A lot of people are super protective of their “thing.” Trying going over to io9 and saying, “Well, this sounds like a dumb video game.”

I spent my teenage years masturbating while watching darts on ESPN2. My time efficiency was off the charts.

i’ll hit you in the balls with two darts. I’m that good!

Did he ever rape the cat? I thought he was just a sexual harasser.

The cats he is continually pursuing seem to be unable to talk, which technically means he is attempting to have sex with animals that are 1) a different species, and 2) lower on the evolutionary chain than he is. So, while he is trying to have sex with the cats without their consent, I think the actual crime here…

And that’s his best quality.

At the very least he’s a serial molester.

That character made me deeply uncomfortable watching as a child, and he definitely doesn’t hold up in our current moment. 

That is some David Lynchian shit right there.