hey, congrats man.

Charcuterie plate. Easy to eat with your fingers and no risk of spills. Also delicious.

It’s always been Drew.

The only reason we had gone to that show was so my gf could see No Doubt perform, but I was in such a state of panic that we ended up having to leave halfway through their set.

I was hanging out in Cool Runnings (where the Smart Bar is now, if the Smart Bar is still there) which was a reggae club. Just some deep dub music and a few rastas hanging out. This guy comes up to me and starts talking about a new business he was starting and if I wanted to work with him. I was in a basic mood so I…

You blew your load too fast, Comey.

Prior reports state that he used to enjoy drinking soda, but later sources revealed he much prefers to drink a lot of water.

I like that. If it’s ok with you, I’d like to use that the next time my wife asks why I’m hating on something.

I think the worst part is the guy decided to defend his girl by eating a 3 piece.

Maybe she has breathing problems?

You are crazy! You could have had a lifetime of brownie sloppy seconds!

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Good man, my sisters all went to ISU. Glad to hear you made it back from Pekin without getting stabbed...

GOP Kiper has Illinois going to the Dems in the mid-teens - reports are coming in that GOP Gruden isn’t comfortable with Chicago’s “off the field issues”, but does like Downstate’s “motor”.

I grew up on central Illinois- a lot of dumb shits out there.

Re: Alaska...it’s like the Australia strategy in Risk

+1 Hurtful (but accurate)

Confederate flags in the midwest or rural northeast are dead giveaways that it’s not at all about “heritage.”

He wants you to suffer the way he did.

+1 crippler crossface for the spit take your comment produced