“It is a love based of giving and receiving as well as having and sharing. And the love that they give and have is shared and received. And through this having and giving and sharing and receiving, we too can share and love and have… and receive.” -Joey Tribbiani

“And furthermore, what’s football?” - The Browns

Yogi Berra coached for The Browns?

Depends what the definition of is is.

Zebra Cakes were pretty high up on my list, especially the Christmas Tree Cakes (same thing, but limited time so about 5x more delicious.)

A treat is something you look forward to eating.

This is a pretty solid list, but I would include Dunkaroos in my personal top 10.

Brownies (homemade or Little Debbie, don’t matter) are 1, followed by pudding and string cheese. Everything else might as well be Skyline as far as I’m concerned.

It was actually Adam Burish. Mayers hadn’t joined the Blackhawks yet.

IT was Adam Burish. Great story, though.

FIVE-year-old?

Deep cut

That’s just shitty.

Of course then Billy Madison tries to do you a solid by working up a chub of his own and telling all the kids that all the cool adults are rocking stiffies. And that was the last we’d heard from Billy. Which is why Eric gets to run Madison Hotels now.

God I love this so much.

That teacher is quietly a hero. Sort of...I think.

And I don’t want the world to see me, indeed.

...Oh. I’m so very sorry. God damn.

I laughed so hard the pizza in my butt exploded out, off to find a shifty kid to replenish.