Tin foil!

and he walked off covered in his sin.

If I was one of the people who got vomited on, what I would have said to the flight attendants would have gotten me on the no-fly list. For the love of Christ, remind the guy that he’s not “allowed” to leave his seat and then stand back and let him avoid doing something unspeakably disgusting to innocent passengers.

Having a drink before a flight is kind of amazing. Was not expecting it to make things so smooth for me. 10/10, would suck down free well liquor in the Captain’s Lounge again.

Rockwell not winning for portraying Chuck Barris is the greatest crime perpetrated against mankind.

Pulling for Rockwell. Harrelson was great too. Oldman’s a great actor but also a piece of shit so mixed feelings.

You can expend huge amounts of energy trying to get your kids to learn table manners, but nothing you do will ever be as effective as one of their friends seeing them stick their fingers in a bowl of mac and cheese and screaming ‘GROOOSSS’ right in their faces. This is one of the rare things that peers can police that…

God bless you man. As someone who was bullied in the later stages of adolescence and early adulthood, I stooped lower than the people who bullied me. I never got violent with anyone, other than punching an asshole in my fraternity in the face for making horrible remarks about my family, but absolutely never fatally…

I don’t think he is advocating on behalf of bullying victims. I think he very clearly has mental issues, likely in part due to immense bullying in his part, and those mental issues have manifested in making a bad post on Instagram. Just to be clear, I very strongly disagree with his actions here, and think they are in…

How could Martin ever lead a better life than those that hurt him? Richie Incognito is on the Buffalo Bills!

Can it, nerd.

Preach.

Man that is messed up, and right after he shoots Richie Incognito, I really think we need to take his guns away from him.

I believe there was a social experiment on this as well. Give people NA beer but don’t tell them it’s NA beer and they’ll start being social butterflies believing they’re drunk.

Stupid Sexy Flanders.

Yeah, in college I don’t care how horny you were in some bar at the end of the night, we avoided local hookups like the plague. Occasionally that meant physical removal by friends, but still.

Open letters are gross enough. But open letters to the mother of your dead wife, where you say you want to establish a relationship with the son you gave cerebral palsy to in the contract killing? Man, even if you really are remorseful, you’ve got to just let that one go. You’ve already given them enough baggage. Your…

get eeeeeeem

-Wayne Gretzky, Michael Scott

*“I gave it my best and life is so special”