Police left after discovering that “burglary” is just what Gronkowski calls a cookout.

Just to be clear though, this is good news.

James Harrison’s sons: [take AFC Championship ring away from their dad]

Finally a chance to throw batteries at someone’s head out of joy instead of anger.

...- Wayne Gretzky” -Michael Scott

Inspirational!

This isn’t about friends - this is about your SO’s (in my case, my wife) friends’ SO’s. In my experience, dudes like that are typically dumb chodes. This is why I opt, more often than not, to stay home watching the kids, whereupon I can drink my own beer (and/or smoke up), and either read or watch whatever I want.

Logan Square guy here. Fully agree.

Personally I like the TVs. It adds more options in conversation too I have found and not once has it seemed to take away from the enjoyment of myself or my friends if we glance over to check the screen. (Obviously if we are there for a game then it’s expected to have our eyes glued…

Fellow northsider and this is the exact right answer.

Agreed. Also, when I’m stuck at a bar first waiting for everyone, I like having a place to put my eyes without creeping anyone else out. Sure, I’m still the loser/weirdo at the bar by myself, but at least I’m not that loser/creeper staring at random people.

Also, the TV gives me a place to put my eyes when my friend…

Without the TVs I’m forced to talk to their SOs about crap like “why they think EDM music is actually good” or “how I need to go see their hair guy”

Revolution brewing’s brewery/bar plays weird old movies pretty often when I go there, they can be pretty entertaining and usually sparks a lot of conversation on just wtf is actually happening in them.

Same. I don’t always want to talk and sometimes my friends are talking about stuff I don’t care about or can’t relate to (many of my friends are women so tuning out when they talk about their lady business is a life saver). Being able to look up at a non-close captioned airing of Blade Runner or The Warriors lets me…

Suburbanite, commuter and frequent downtown establishment patron checking in.

Exactly

Hahahahaaha!

Please Hemmerling don’t hurt `em!

GO BACK TAH CINCINNATI!