This is just dumb enough that it works.

It’s also how Strahan likes ‘em.

Thanks for posting.

Pat Foley has gotten really weird since he was brought back to the Hawks (soft serve ice cream, tree terdy tree etc), but when he actually focuses and calls the game...he’s still one of the greats.

If only it had been this good:

Wagner being so far below Hoffman is criminal. Wagner had a better career WHIP than Rivera and if you lower the minimum IP from 1000 to 900 he is the all time leader in K/9 and it’s not even close.

It’s the commitment to your persona which is truly admirable.

Honeydew, that’s the money melon

I like the idea but I don’t think we need to send the guards any more than 1 edible arrangement really. Great fruit, always looks and tastes good, but 1 is enough for really however many guards there are.

Dude, if you need someone to hang out with and listen to your choice of Dad Rock, I’m your guy. I have seen all these bands live Pre-Dad era.

White Sammy Sosa after hitting a home run?

This is unbelievably magnificent

I like how deep into this edible arrangement thing you’ve gone. There’s no going back, and you’re more than okay with that.

That and make sure his fellow inmates stop just short of sending him to the infirmary everyday.

No one is ignoring the victims heroism. We’re praising the judge because she has the absolute power to cease this particular case and say all the things every warm-blooded human thinks when being abused and/or confronting an abuser. It’s worth praising. In the face of authorities distorting their power, here we have…

There have been a whole series of article here recounting the bravery of the witnesses as they testified. This is just one article on the judge. You should go back and read all of those too, because you seem to be concluding that this is the first article on this trial here at all and it focuses on the judge.

/shudders

I’ll chip in. I want this scumbucket to live a long and miserable existence. No fresh air. Four walls, a bed, a blanket, a pillow, toilet, and sink. 15 minutes to shower every day. Maybe some books. A TV and four movies to cycle through. That, and a loop of EVERY victim impact statement playing 24/7 in his cell.