the testimony, if it was recorded, should be played on a perpetual loop in his prison cell for the rest of his days.

To be fair to Bundy, he escaped from jail twice. I think you’re right about him though, and probably right about the Ridgeway / Steelers comparison. I look forward to your column.

THIS MAN HAS WATCHED THE TAPE!

It might work when they’re little, but eventually they’ll make their own musical choices, and it will most likely be something newer. My boys will rock out with me on most of my stuff, but my 13yo daughter has no time for any of my older stuff. Your best bet is to find middle ground on something newer that you both…

I’m not sure what I just read, but I’m going to give it a star and hope I don’t get serial killed.

When masturbation’s lost its fun, you’re fuckin lonely.

Uh, deftones are great and have had a long consistent career all while having their signature sound.

Dude stay strong. Don’t listen to the pushovers whose kids rule them.

I hope Deadspin gives you a monthly column to do just that.

Let me just say, I really admire the effort that went into this one. Bravo.

My child will dedicate her life to proving you wrong, mister.

You’d like to think so, and then your kid yells at you for not changing the channel when Soundgarden comes on. It’s all disappointment from there.

Sorry dude, dad rock to my six & three year old is already Slipknot.

My 7 year old asks for Ministry on the way to school in the morning, I’m far more proud of that than I should be.

I’d meet her at a Mr. Mac and The Genuines concert, but that was a one-off collaboration album. Also, they’re South African and never caught on internationally. And Mr. Mac and probably all the Genuines are dead.

Korn’s debut album still holds up IMO. Blind and Clown were my shit.

Yeah that’s all been dad rock for years now. My proudest moment as a father happened this weekend when my 5-yo daughter started singing the chorus to “Nightrain” at the park this weekend. 

Somehow I agree with both of you. Late Korn was not the same as early Korn.

My 13-year-old son is teaching himself Green Day and Metallica songs on his guitar. Dad rock for the win!

I assumed it was a reference to the Apgar score for newborns. A 10 would indeed be impressive.