Fellow Bears fan - you should root for the Vikings to make it to the Super Bowl and then lose. Then they will have to play every home game for the next 20 years at the site of their greatest failure.

I admire your dedication

Types of Bears fans:

I just want less basketball and more Refs, whatever it takes to get to that, that’s what I want to see. Slow the game down to a crawl, let everyone know who’s really boss.

This is so good

was looking for a good Crawford technical, found this gem instead

Yeah.

I want to star this to see if I age 10 years because of it.

Crawford getting healthy is the most important part of that equation.

His Kardashianesque rise to fame will undoubtedly end in flames

You also missed that the assailant was the girl’s brother, not parent. OPEN YOUR EYES, REF!

I once had a fan storm the field after I made a fielder’s interference call. Had to be escorted off the premises since it was on a Navy base. Sports parents are the worst.

This comment has comical levels of errors and misinformation, but I’m easy and I laughed so take your +1.

I was home sick yesterday and didn’t even think of Wilkos or Maury to pass the time. I’m a fool!

When untrained, a duck’s quack will echo.

Someone just finished binging season 1 of Mindhunter!

Based on this retelling you sound correct. However the local news piece says different. It reports that others have also been victim in the neighborhood and the paper towel part was only after she published a search online for the person. So now it sounds more like someone who thinks random craps are cool and a person…

Hmmm...

I can’t star this enough.