It’s too bad because I’m curious how much degradation would occur on just that one scene from frequent viewings.

Cheers to you, the Icarus of using family friendly blockbusters to jack off.

Maybe it’s just because this has been such an absolute shitshow of a year, but something tells me that there’s a bigger reason behind his leaving and that coming out first with admission of substance addiction will lay the groundwork for a future excuse when past behavior gets brought up.

Because back then I was friends with a wrestler who got booked on the shows.

Fun fact: Bloody Midgets aired on HDNet (now AXS) early in its run and Mark Cuban would follow the leader of the troupe around at shows to try to learn their business model.

Or perhaps the RedRums.

You probably know them as the Redhawks.

GO REDHAWKS!

He meant the Redhawks.

Machado to the Sox almost doesn’t make sense on ANY level. He is young enough to be here in a few years if they can sign him, but the cost lowers the odds that they will be good enough to benefit from his services.

This is some fucking world-class Kinja right here.

Sometimes you can’t catch a break no matter what.

You are really behind the 8ball on this one.

[snookers regrettably]

Rack Em Up!

Reluctant golf clap

Have your fucking star.

crazy to think that someday we will all crawl into that huge pink mouth and huddle behind the shattered and tilted peaks of his teeth along the rolling wet hills of his McDonald’s-impacted gum line as he leaps, naked, out into space on a trajectory set for Earth 2, a quivering savior hurtling spread eagle through the…

while you are right, that first hour is a killer, and this is back in my glory days when hangovers were not that big of a deal, if someone got me to do yardwork hungover at my age now id end up sleeping it off in a wheelbarrow

My dad would pull the same shit on me in high school “you want to stay out late your gonna be up at 6:30 tomorrow doing yard work”