Been waiting to use that one, huh? Nice job. +1

McAduly noted

Taking your fucking star.

Ugh, that fuckin movie. It had Patton Oswald, Tom Hanks, and John Boyega and was utter dog shit.

Had to be done.

*click, whirr, bzzt, click*

I was waiting for the moment to share that GIF when Eli retired, but here we are a little early.

gold....

Ditto, but for a Physics/Geology class.

We are all Charles this week.

Charles ftw.

Charles has had enough of your nonsense, and will pull this car over, if he has to.

No one gives a shit about your chairs unless...they are uncomfortable. Also, do not rent seat covers. That’s a waste of money.

Just had my second wedding. Rented out our favorite restaurant with good food and wine and told everybody it was for an engagement party. They showed up and we had one of my childhood friends marry us. Spent the rest of the evening enjoying drinks and company and zero stress. Its what I recommend to everyone.

You have to have an opinion, but not a strong one, or an opposing one. Best way to do this is when you are asked X or Y, start describing each and choose things you may or may not like about either (you can make this part up), then keep asking her what she’s thinking. Then you eventually figure out which one she is…

My one piece of advice is to get a day-of coordinator - obviously, this doesn’t help you right now, but on the actual day, plus the days leading up to the wedding, our coordinator was a fucking GODSEND. Everything ran smooth, and she dealt with all the last minute problems without me or my wife having to lift a…

Another planning strategy that helped minimize costs was to make all decisions about your wedding from the standpoint of your guests. Think about the best weddings the two of you have been to as guests and rack your brains about what made them enjoyable (and conversely the bad weddings terrible). You probably don’t…

You’re not asking for advice, but here’s some from this a-hole.

I get this a lot:

That’s good then, I’ve just seen it way to many times and it’s always looking back on it the man knew during the wedding planning stage that it wasn’t for him but by that time they were in to deep.