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Is this an accurate depiction of you on facebook?

...Adult child President reverses ban on elephant trophies as a distraction for a tax bill that will move the country further toward a plutocracy...

I’m still waiting for the sky to pop open and it to turn out to be a Truman Show situation where they were just seeing what batshit scenario they had to present for me to say okay, this can’t be real.

Coat them with a little olive oil, panko, and parmesean, and bake for twenty minutes.

I suggest you eat her. Win win

One “secret” to long-term weight loss us building up large muscle groups (thighs, butt) while constricting calories. When you have more muscle mass you burn calories faster. People with higher body fat percentages struggle with weight loss when they focus on calorie restriction and aerobic activities while neglecting

I wish there was a diet where you could power walk for 40 minutes to/from a pizzeria in the cold while eating pizza without being bored, and still come out calorically ahead.

Good luck with that. I’m tired of blowing money on new pants so I’m cutting the calories too. I’ve tried to minimize my carbs by replacing most of them with green beans from trader joe’s, stir-fried with some mushrooms, onions, carrots, and some diced chicken. It’s pretty decent.

And then I get hungry and pop some

That sounds good, but sounds like zuchinni is just filler—italian sausage, tomato sauce, and mozz are an almost-invincible combination.

Disagree. It was to set up more pyschics and have psychic bad guy next season. We can only fight so many weird monsters before we nee something more.

+1 Spano

The 30 For 30 about John Spano, Big Shot, is so damn good.

Is it true un-promoted commenters can go but not mingle (or make direct eye contact) with Deadspin staff?

Caboche only pawn in game of life.

Came here for the sass, was not disappointed 

I know! But at least I have the satisfaction of knowing that I hope that anyone hit by a train will have health care. ;)

More likely they’ll die from an infection due to a botched, routine colonoscopy. But I’d pay good money to see them “trained to death.”

This reads like Vonnegut, and I for one am delighted by it.