Lots of respectable people have been hit by trains. .

why? just why?

I hope this doesn’t come true.

I’d like to invite you to become an honorary Bills fan.

This reads like it belongs in “Deep Thoughts” by Jack Handey, and I love it.

Interesting philosophy...

Do you work at my company? Who would think an office full of professional types would become a bunch of savages before lunchtime? Half the toilets look like the trainspotting toilet and the other half have more pubic hair and piss stains than I care to think about. Who is shaving or losing pubes that much in a men’s…

So good.

That was the funniest thing I’ve ever read on this site.... i’m laughing as i type this.... I actually re-read that just for more laughter and had an honest thought that it could have been ... that’s just too much Oh My God

This deserves so much more than the stars it has.

Why do I have but one star to give?

What did I just read?

+1 COTY

Congrats man. Do your own thing. Seems like you’ve got it figured out. If you want to kick it off with a quiet civil ceremony at the town hall or a huge party, it’s your story. Don’t listen to anyone else. My first wedding was the big church wedding and lavish reception - with the wrong person. My second time was a…

It’s going to be the fastest day of your life. Enjoy.

I’m not into the ring culture. Mostly because I’m cheap and managed to grab a ring from my dead grandma under the guise of it being an antique. But people who hate weddings are the absolute worst. Oh yeah man, this gathering where longtime friends and family come together under an open bar* and watch two of their…

My wife and I got engaged 11 years ago on a trip (long romantic weekend). Once I proposed and she said yes we called everyone. The first question most asked was “what was the ring like”. We had to take a picture with her circa 2004 flip phones camera (where you are lucky to see the fingers let alone the ring) and text…

You better quiet down, or else...

I went to the Caeserland in Southgate with my daughter before they closed it up. That was a fucking monument to sadness.

I have been getting the Brooklyn crust pizzas ($7.99 for a large!), and it really is quite decent. Dominoes used to be famously abysmal. The turn around is so pronounced, so counter to my lived experience, that I literally gasped when I saw it at the top of the rankings. I can’t think of another food chain that’s…