When I was in high school I went to a summer program where we had a pizza dinner every Sunday night and we always had Domino’s. It was so bad it put me off of it for a decade. I had some earlier this year and was seriously impressed. They’ve come a long way and have become my fast foot chain pizza of choice.

We got Domino’s for my son’s birthday party a couple weeks back, and damn if it wasn’t pretty good. For chain pizza, since I wasn’t about to drop $20 per pie from a good local pizzeria, I was pretty impressed.

“Eat me! Sauteed or barbequed.” I sing it MOST nights while cooking dinner.

“I’ll be the victim!”

All the stars for Addams Family Values reference. My wife is mystified why I like this movie so much and all I can say is “it’s 99% great one-liners and 1% Joan Cusack being awesome”. She doesn’t talk to me much.

Seconded. That baby was just evil.

+1 running with the devil

This is vindication for Sammy Hagar fans everywhere.

Nobody is responsible for dipshits joining the alt-right other than alt-right dipshits and their brethren.

I like to think he would feel so guilty that he’d finally clean his damned grill.

Well, I won’t be smiling for a while now.

Well, he does appear to be a wonderboy.

+ 1 paper tiger

This is a Locke for comment of the day.

This is why I am glad my daughter loves pickles, I like some pickles, mostly the homemade ones, but for the most part I can do without them. Instead of tossing them now I have something that will actually get the toddler to eat something besides the worst things in the world for you.

Please! Take my pickle and the other pickle-tainted food away from me. I’d throw it out otherwise.

I purposefully have lunch outings with people I know that hate pickles so I can take it.

They are my pawns.

You’re this guy, aren’t you?

This is why us pickle-haters are friends with the pickle people. It works out for both of us.

Look at you, bragging about not losing your phone in a blackout.