Wow. I was going to tell you off about the joke but read thread first to see if it was already done, so never mind. I think you more than got the point, which you were then jabbed with a few times, and you seem legitimately apologetic which, cool. Just so you understand the reaction, I think for most of us who’ve had…

Bro, I wouldn’t get too upset.. you apologized and people are still going apeshit over a stupid fucking comment. No matter how many times you say sorry, there’s still going to be indignant people there to tell you what a fuck up you are. I mean, they even had it on Curb... dick through sheet (regardless of…

As someone who has stuck his foot in his mouth on this site before, I empathize. But you owned it and apologized; not much more you can do. It will blow over.

It’s alright, if it was a real genuine thing, I assure you it would be funny

it was referenced in curb your enthusiasm

Holy hell. I assumed you were a woman through this entire thread because you didn’t double down and start with heavy handed counter attacks. So you might be a dumb man, but you have handled this better than I would have. Most of the men I know (including myself) don’t do wrong very well.

Honest question: I have never heard of the sheet hole thing before this thread, so I am totally unaware of any baggage it might carry for orthodox Jews. Is this something that is oft repeated in a disparaging way?

This is the internet: you could be a grade-A person but God forbid you repeat one thing that was ill-informed to you and never bothered to see if was real or not and actually own up to your mistake but they will still come for blood. Because...reasons? I don’t fucking know. Sometimes those who try to be…

especially when you are comparing it to a stereotype of your own family. Of all things said about Jews, this is about the mildest thing to be offended by.

No worries, admitting you’re wrong on the internet takes guts. Kudos

Orthodox Jewish man here. Total hoax, not a real thing. We have sex like normal people.

I saw it in an episode of Upright Citizen’s Brigade. I doubt they invented the rumor, but it’s hard to believe someone saw it here and believed it was true. Then again, we just elected Donald Trump President, so I clearly shouldn’t give people too much credit.

Totally a long con. We had a long discussion about you at the 9/4/2003 Elders of Zion meeting. Sorry about that, friend.

I won’t dispute that Orthos are weird but that’s just an ubran legend.

Is that.. is that not how I’m supposed to wear my ghost costume?

Yeah, I was about to say. In my parent’s generation the Vatican briefly approved of birth control before reneging and everyone was like, too late, no take-backs!

I’m team no one, but this response...hilarious.

Pretty sure this is something that may have happened in the past but does not anymore.

Maybe i’m confused, but how is that antisemitism?

What good Hasidic man doesn’t enjoy a game of “Come into My Holy of Holies”?