Seconded. You are a clown.

Holy shit, you played in the NHL for 30 seasons? It’s Gordie, back from beyond the grave!

You’re right, everyone should have had the foresight to see he was hiding symptoms of a debilitating illness and never question players ever again.

This is a really strange article. ESPN personalities were already cross-promoting with PFT and Pardon My Take with Scott Van Pelt (appearing on each other’s shows) and Bomani Jones (PFT as recurring guest), and PFT is a long-time Deadspin icon. I’d guess many of the PMT listeners don’t even go to the Barstool site.…

Could not agree with or endorse this comment more. Good for PFT.

Can we talk about Kris Dunn? This is the dude we wanted soooo fucking bad last year, and... Holy shit. There’s a post below with a clip of the worst 26 seconds of basketball ever played where he is gifted two breakaways that turn into a turnover and two(!) missed layups. I can hear Thibs’s gravelly laugh from here.

Can someone explain to me how the trade return for Butler went from getting “1, possibly 2, 1st rounders + other players” from the Celtics to getting Zack Levine + crap from the Wolves?

Been a Bulls fan my entire life. I honestly don’t know anyone who hasn’t flipped allegiances to the Timberwolves for this year and the foreseeable future. Fuck Jerry Reinsdorf FOREVER, Fuck Paxson, and double Fuck Gar Forman, that Shadow King looking motherfucker

And that’s the baby’s milk, not your milk

That’s on you for being a dumbass. Situational awareness, man. Always be aware of your surroundings and what is or can happen around you.

I did the handcuff thing a couple times. Shit was hot. Especially the time she blindfolded me.

This whole string of comments has been one wild ride.

The fact that he watched preggo porn while his wife was pregnant should probably allay your fears.

Guys watching pregnant women porn online, muttering to themselves, “yeah, knock that fetus in the forehead with yo dick”. No, their skulls aren’t formed yet and that’s dangerous.

Compliments of Captain Insano.

+REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Hopefully Big Papi isn’t a little sloppy

....thats fair

SF made it clear that if he did not opt out that they would have cut him. From CBS sports.......