Wait I’m so intrigued. What did you do??? I need to know this...

That is exactly what will happen.

How dare you threaten to dox a red-blooded ‘Murican!

Link it!

Riot Fest? I was there, right up front. 4 from the Fragile, 3 from Downward Spiral, 1 song from every other album/EP, 1 Bowie cover, and 1 new song. Great setlist.

I was disappointed at the lack of a Blight Sox post after they eliminated the Angels.

The NLDS will be interesting with Washington versus Chicago. I think on the field both teams are fairly equal. But the real difference will be the managers. So it is pretty much coming down to Dusty Baker versus Joe Maddon

Also, if you ever have a chance to see The Prodigy live, DO IT. Top 5 live act with Death Grips, NIN, Tool, and Depeche Mode.

Good question. Just gave myself the douche-chills by trying to imagine someone saying “futon bugs” in a Boston accent.

I was only here for the ass eating jokes to begin with.

I expect we’ll see that shit-eating grin for a long time.

If anything I’m going on the offensive.

I’m already having a shitty day, why rub it in?

Bravo, very well done.

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At an all-you-can-eat buffet, do they have to pay twice? What about at theme parks or when they use the subway? What if one of them picks up a hobby that the other one absolutely hates? What if they don’t like the same movies?

Do they have two SSNs? I mean they each have names.

ex-roommates.

“Hey, did you come across a disabled woman out there?”

Whoa.