Toons in Chicago, on Southport?

Then there’s the time they forced a professor out because he wouldn’t tell them why he was getting divorced.

Completely false. Born and raised in Wheaton, and people have been able to buy alcohol in convenience stores, grocery stores, and liquor stores my whole life. There were no bars allowed in Wheaton, meaning restaurants could serve alcohol but a bar that only served alcohol couldn’t really exist. There is one,…

In 2015, several Wheaton College football players participated in a skit where they parodied Bad Boys II while wearing KKK Robes and carrying around Confederate Flags.

Could have guessed it’s a Christian school just because of the obsession with Muslims and butt rape.

While we’re droppin knowledge, it’s Looney Tunes, not Looney Toons.

Other facts: Was founded by evangelical abolitionists in 1860, and was a stop on the Underground Railroad.

Weslyan is stupid. - ISU Student.

I think I’m in the Illuminati now, with all those strange number and letter combinations.

Exactly - this was just too similar to a spreadsheet. I go to work to bullshit on Deadspin, not vice versa

HeREEKiel SMELLSofIT - IT stands for “Intimidating (T)Clown”, because the clown lives in the sewers and eats children and quits on plays and lets down the whole great state of Texas by being a bad clown. That’s who you are, HeReekiel SmellsofIT, you’re a bad clown and I hope the discipline you get is Jason Garrett…

My nephew is an 8 year old asshole and nothing is more fun than destroying him in Stratego. I don’t just take his flag, I fucking humiliate him.

Scrabble is more about word placement than word size.

“Scrabble is bull shit if you don’t know many big good words.”

Could be worse. Mine only plays ones she can beat me at.

Get her this game...

Tell that bitch to grow a pair.

Exact opposite. It’s those fucking two letter words that use up X and Q that fuck you.

Quisling? Maybe we can get a dictionary at the break...

This is my favorite (fairly) recent Norm: