My takeaway from when Norm hosted the ESPYs is that Ken Griffey Jr. is a humorless dick.

And here’s the greatest hits!

Doesn’t need to. Says Blanton’s. It’s perfect.

I’ve had many people apologize to me that they couldn’t/wouldn’t invite me to their wedding. I always sincerely tell them that it’s no problem, but that I’d be offended if I don’t get to go to the stag party. I think I’m up 5 or 6 stags compared to weddings so far.

Big weddings are fun when they’re someone else’s and you either know a lot of the people or you love meeting and getting drunk with new people.

Agreed.

if you aren’t in too deep, i strongly suggest a difficult, but not impossible to get to destination wedding. smaller, cheaper (foreign vendors don’t wedding gouge) and you’re already on your honeymoon.

We said fuck it and are doing the Hawaii thing. It’s going to cost just about as much, but it’s 15 days in Hawaii vs one fucking hectic day near home. With my fiancee worried about who will blow off our wedding day, what dress to wear, will it fit, who to invite, what to serve people, how much booze to buy, our first…

Pro tip: Only give plus-ones to people in serious relationships and/or you know their significant other. No random jabroni some baseball buddy of mine met at wing night is coming to eat and drink for free!

Best wedding advice I ever got -

My wife and I always tell people “if we could do it again it would be 30 people or less, just close friends and family.” My father-in-law had to make the wedding about him, inviting 150 relatives (big Catholic family) from around the world whom my wife and I had never met or would see again. He did the same with her…

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Buffalo: Target market for the Manssierre...

http://www.thedailybeast.com/gary-indiana-is-a-serial-killers-playground

Since like 1968 I think. I prefer the term “moolatte”, that is how I racially self identify, I think it was also a Dunkin’ Donuts coffee beverage for a short time in the early 2000s.

Interesting article here. And comments. Mixed opinions (no pun intended).

“Also, Dude, mulatto is not the preferred nomenclature. Mixed-race or biracial, please.”

I still can’t. I also lack finger strength, so I almost never go rock climbing.

Demographics. As us old white guys who grew up on football die off and spend fewer dollars on this sport and a younger more diverse population will find something else to spend money and attention on. The NFL is like a woman that keeps getting plastic surgery where she appears more ridiculous with each new change.

True. And it has some deep structural problems(like how expensive it is to play) that means it couldn’t ever really have a broad appeal or draw in the best athletes.