I haven’t had it! I was introduced to Revolution when I visited the brew pub a couple of years ago, but here in NJ, we just got distribution. I picked up a 12 pack last week with the other heroes (Crystal, Tropic, and Amarillo), then I’ll move onto Citra when I’ve got space in the beer fridge.

Dude, I fly into Chicago like 2-3 times a year and avoid O’Hare like the fucking plague. Give me the shittier restaurants/bars of Midway any day for the quicker drives in and out.

A friend had access to the Captain’s Club in the American section at O’Hare. We were flying out on the same day, albeit a few hours apart, so we shared an Uber to the airport and I got a couple free cocktails in me before flying to Dulles. Best flight ever.

Getting drunk in O’Hare sucks, but I’ll change that opinion if they’ve finally got more than 2 bars serving Anti-Hero.

It’s especially hard for Nazis caught on camera being Nazis who then lose their jobs.

You are a national treasure.

Yea, get them titties with diamonds around the nipples. Now that’s high class.

it’s important knowledge. She can get great titties AND a nice steak dinner with those kind of funds

Just toss some yummy Snickers in the casket for, you know, the journey.

Both my ex-InLaws worked for Masterfoods/Mars. We used to get all the candy. It was the best/worst of times because I happily almost got the diabeetus.

Ah. Home of the suburban Italian and the Caputos where I only shop when it’s earlier than 9a to avoid the asshole septuagenarian Europeans who ram their carts into my legs while I try to purchase inexpensive but high-quality produce and then almost run into my car as I wait in the exit lane of the parking lot because…

There is a Lays factory that is on a highway I drive by frequently and the smell it lays out is NOTHING like the smell of a freshly opened bag of chips.

mars bars (TRUE mars bars, the american ones, now called ‘snickers almond’) are ~exceptional~ and put regular snickers to shame

CLICKBAIT

Damn.

Sad!

haha dumb

.... Or rather, good thing that Michael Bennett isn’t a quarterback and thus doesn’t throw the ball at all, and good thing you can tell an obvious joke when you see it.

Yeah, I was being too reductive there. I have enjoyed his comedy, as you said hit or miss, but I tried listening to his podcast, and there’s always some really unsettling misogynist shit. And I don’t mind some gentle stereotyping when it’s funny, but it just veers into James Damore territory.