Early fantasy football drafting... it’s like auto-erotic asphyxiation but you probably won’t die.

I also don’t recommend cummin’ on burgers.

At least two-thirds of the “good” ones have the “I gave myself this nickname!” vibe.

Sager died so she could ascend.

Long awaited #1 spot for Getting Hit By A Car. Good to see it finally get its day.

+1 for ‘loser denial’

Let’s look at Milwaukee’s Best Ice as an example.

If you loved Buttfumble, get ready for this season’s sequel - Buttfumble II - Electric Boogaloo.

Danny McBride needs some work.

It’s deadspin and all, but that video legitimately scares me. To see a grown, tough ass person wheeping like a child because he barely has control of his bodily functions is chilling.

Is that Froggy Fresh’s dad? That’s the oddest goddamned thing I’ve seen in my life.

Welp, that’s perfect

Yet he’s still the QB some teams kneed.

“Wait, where am I? Who is this guy”

Have fun being an asshole. And since we seem to know each other so much better now, have fun being a fuckface as well.

I’m blissfully the opposite type of pooper. I travel a lot for work, and the first thing I do when I walk into a new hotel room is poop.

Can relate with #1. Went on vacation last week. Tried but could not defecate for three days. Felt so damned good to finally drop that brick. Christ, I thought it was going to break the porcelain. I had coffee every day, too. Nothing.

It’s cute that you think it’ll be fingers.

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.