Jesus, glad to know I’m not the only one. I spend a full day of an otherwise beautiful Mexican resort vacation eating nothing but prunes and oatmeal from the buffet just to get the pipes working again. Just the worst.

i very much like the bookended symmetry of #1 and #3 both attempting to start shit, hfm.

QB 1 is a 27 yr old FA QB with a career record of 20-16, 56 TDS/27 ints and an 88.1 career passer rating.

The best part about being a Bears fan is hearing the washed up dipshits like Hub Arkush on sports radio talk about how good they think the front 7 is going to be with some sort of optimism for some reason.

The only time the Bears fans can feel good this season is when ESPN plays the 30 for 30 “85 Bears”.

My favorite part of the Niners’s downfall is it’s entirely self inflicted. They drove out a good coach who had a good quarterback (who was benched and pushed out) and they fucked up a perennial good team with lots of talent (and young talent!) to this disaster. They had what was quite literally the perfect situation…

Tomsula would be proud of this answer.

Truth.

+ .:

Congratulations on finding the only conceivable way to make this beer-spilling, child-disappointing, failure of a human potentially look like even more of a dipshit

Wonderful stuff!

God damn. Savagely golden comment, sir. +1

THEN LOVE ME

He’s not crying over the ball. He’s crying because he just realized his Dad is a failure, a loser. He’ll never look at the world the same way again. Just like my son did the first time he found me passed out, naked and drunk on the front lawn. Welcome to the real world kid.

As a lifelong Chicagoan, Cubs fan, and a baseball fan that prefers Comiskey/Cell/G-Spot - the above mentioned story is by far the most quintessential Chicago interaction there is. Militant (and dumb) hot dog opinions included.  

That was a plot twist I was wholly unprepared for

It’s a hole and it just trickles away, yea.

The second we realized where the scene was going, my friends and I started placing bets on whether they’d show it or not. I lost five dollars.

there’s nothing else going on

While Waukesha and EC are about the same size, they are completely different. I lived in EC for 4 years and have lived in Waukesha for almost 9. Where the Slenderman case happened is far from rural - they built a Meijer essentially on the same plot of land where it occurred.