Funny. I had the same thought - they DID trade all of those guys, combined, and they DIDN’T get as much for the three of them as they got for Sale, Eaton, or Quintana.

Uh-oh, I think I owe the family of Rob Bironas an apology.

Pictured: The victim

Yeah one of the best parts about being a Sox fan for the past 15 years has been the hot fucking stove seasons. Too bad they couldn’t translate it into winning much apart from 05, but I’ll take this.

It’s pretty impressive. I remember an old Baseball America article from 2012 or so about all the Royals’ minor league talent that basically said “there is no way ALL these guys will be busts, so look out for K.C.” Sure enough, World Series champs in 2015. Same thing with the Cubs amassing all the young talent and then…

Most of us have truly terrible takes. If you have the tolerance, you should try and get the nearest Sully and Fitzy to argue with each other about some asinine sports take, always entertaining

Probably for the best.

Good thinking, my friend.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

Dude. I am a Cubs fan and you embarrass me. If you seriously think they got our worst you clearly know nothing about baseball.

“We owned you. Because the White Sox are our bitch.”

I bet this guy went to a Cubs game for the first time this year and had to Google who this “Sandberg” person is on all those jerseys.

Pretty cocky up there on that bandwagon, huh?

Funny story, the White Sox have more titles in the last century than the Cubs. That’s with them literally throwing one away on purpose.

Also, the Cubs are playing like shit and currently sit 5.5 back of the fucking Brewers coming out of the all star break when they were supposed to be an unbeatable superteam.

In other…

Uh, the hell you talking about? Hahn absolutely fleeced Theo.

Let me get this straight: the Cubs manage to not fuck up for the first time in 108 years, and now you think it’s time to start taking shit? Sit the fuck down, you’re officially as interesting as Jennifer Grey post nose-job.

Keep doing the lords work

It’s legitimately embarrassing, just how dumb, self-serious, and completely and utterly oblivious you are. You’re just the worst.