Lets just classify the joke as a Swiss Miss

Guessing whatever explanation they give will come attached with a statement from our big, swollen boy backing it up.  

While I always appreciate some good petty shit, I will probably laugh a little harder when the Cardinals inevitably blow it in the playoffs. 

the poor dolts...

lol what do you got there, some Oscar Mayer microwave and serve bacon?  

Apparently he can only shoot when no one is watching, which makes him perfect for the Knicks

The only solution to this is to move up to draft a kicker in the 1st round 

Group chat’s gonna be lit tonight

god i hate chris kattan

I watched that Shane Gillis video and I support his firing, not only because of how stupidly insensitive and fucking recent it was, but because of just how unfunny the whole thing was too. I mean, my god, he is going to look back at his life one day and see that he lost the job of his dreams because he thought…

i actually have “golfer’s elbow” right now and have not played a round all year.  fuuuckin suuuuuucks

No, I believe the rules of golf states that if one world leader loses a match to another political opponent, he must pick up a golf ball of a tee, using only his anus, and keep it up there as he walks the length of a Par 5 and drop it in the cup.  If he misses the cup or the ball falls out, he must repeat this until…

I’m a decent golfer, talking getting a bogey-double bogey per hole, but not holding the group up and capable of pars and birdies. I hate that sport because of how fucking terrible it makes you feel when you slice the ball onto another fairway, or pull your head up and scuff the top of the ball, or hit a chunk of grass…

Listen, Trump is a sentient bag of Cheeto flavored mayonnaise, but the man is playing golf constantly and is too much of an egomaniac to do so if he was embarrassingly bad.  Which means that he can probably at the very least keep pace with good golfers, which means if you’re bad, you don’t have a chance.  Golf isn’t a…

If Yang is a semi-regular golfer, he could probably give Trump a run for his money, but otherwise you always go with the guy that is out there constantly and has a better feel for the clubs, especially someone who is semi-competent on the course, like Trump. Golf is one of those sports where you either have a good…

I mean, you’d have to imagine Trump would beat him in a round of golf, right? He’s out on the course constantly....If not, then what the hell are my tax dollars paying for?

“If eating at the ballpark, make sure to remind this female person that the hot dogs go in their mouth, as they are an easily confused sex and may embarrass themselves, or worse, you.”

Gogurt racists

Third Eye Blind rules

Yes