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I mean, they absolutely fucking shut down what was a healthy and ridiculously dominant Rams team, just a few weeks prior.  Biggest question would have been how they would have matched up with the Saints.  That Bears team had the best defense in football last year.  

You can not say with 100% certainty that they wouldn’t have!

ehhh I don’t blame him for cutting Parkey after he did his little press tour.  That was a bullshit self serving move.  Maybe he sees the kicker as the teams legitimate only weakness, which one could argue is true?  I don’t know, I’m already burnt out

Yeah well Packers fans life expectancy is about 46 years old, so enjoy your remaining years you goon

John Fox is a toad, but that falls on Pace. Gould apparently rubbed a lot of people the wrong way and the Bears always have to pretend like they’re some model organization where bad attitudes are not dealt with. Ray Macdonald excluded *yeeesh*. Saw kicker as a easily replaceable position and holy shit did they turn

Yeah well BLAIR WALSH.  YOU HEAR ME DREW.  BLAIR FUCKING WALSH

All the kicks he missed during the season weren’t. Either way, that kick was never going in because God is a sick fuck

Yeah well at least my favorite team didn’t gift the Patriots another fucking Super Bowl.  Nice going, assholes

Wouldn’t have had to worry about either team if he made his kicks against the Giants and Miami. 

Just to reiterate my main point again, because you seem more focused on the kick he missed in the playoffs. He missed several game winning and game tying kicks during the regular season that would have give the Bears the 1st round BYE. That’s a fact.They weren’t tipped kicks or anything, he just shanked them.

No, absolutely not.  He was legitimately terrible the entire season.  It’s fucking impossible to tell if a kicker is going to end up being good or not, look at Aguayo!  Any one of those guys could have been the next great one and any one of them could be the next scapegoat.  Can’t tell until they play in real games

i should have just stayed in bed, i’m not going to be of any use to anyone

Oh for fucks sake. I was going to just save all of my frustration to unleash on today’s Why Your Team Sucks (Bears) and then move on with my fucking life. Had a little plan to get some work done, think of a few things that have been gnawing at my soul since that fucking missed kick and then welcome all the “haha go

But those are big cats than can fuck your shit up.  Not some outside cat that people in the neighborhood know to just leave be

I’ll punt that little fucker into a tree

The United British Nanny Association holds the trademark on that already

Dayton Moore is already creating a slideshow to show the team the dangers of being super horny

This is a Wildcat.  This is what all of these teams are named after. It’s just a slightly bigger outside cat.  That’s it.  Just a fucking kinda bigger cat.  So what, it can maybe suffocate a slightly larger and stronger baby?  How has this little shit become the default name for teams that aren’t original enough to

you god damn son of a bitch

he was right to edit you