still a nerd for learning

I didn’t learn a goddamn thing, nerd

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Yes, I got about halfway through typing that terrible idea when I realized just how bad it is, but if there was anyone they would allow to just fuck off and do whatever it would be him.  

The Raiders don’t do things to benefit the Raiders.

jokes on you, by the time i get to the end of a paragraph i’ve forgotten half of what i’ve read already.  

It was 75% drummed up to these levels to gain interest in this season of Hard Knocks, which sucks btw.

If I came home and found my ex-gfs sitting around drinking MY tea and my wife and daughter are missing, I’d probably first ask them what gives them the right to just take MY TEA.  You couldn’t ask first?  You knew that was the tea that I bought for myself for when I get stressed out, but you just went ahead and took…

god you’re weird.  go away

Son, the only reason you’ll never be a cuck is because you’ll never have a wife another man will envy.  

Says the poor American with even poorer reading comprehension.  

Right off the bat the Zima has 50 more calories and 5x the carbs of a white claw.  Plus, have you had a Zima recently?  They rereleased them and they taste like shiiiit.  Now I’m not saying that White Claws taste great, but certainly better than a Zima

The idea of getting drunk without destroying your appearance is appealing to many and it’s honestly surprising that hard seltzers have taken this long to catch on. You’re still getting the hangovers tho. As i’ve climbed up my early 30s, I like drinking for the enjoyment of a beer or a bourbon, rather than solely just…

never thought of it like that...

and peace be with you

fucking seltzers man...just came out of nowhere.

no

you probably have depression or social anxiety and that’s why you’re acting out online.  that’s sad and I hope you find peace

See, now this is an example of a poor comment. Everyone should take note of this bad comment and learn from it. This is a St.Louis Cardinals fan level insult that frankly, we’re all above. I CAST YOU BACK TO THE YAHOO COMMENTS SECTION, DEMON!