hemmerlingformitchell
Hemmerling for Mitchell
hemmerlingformitchell

Duuuurrrrr not a troll attempt says the cool 20 year old calling people slurs on every comment. Too much edge for all of us to handle!! The offensive words you use, got me all riled up, I can’t stand it!

boooooo bad troll attempt.  booooooo

CAN’T PARALYZE HEART

helmets prevent the lord from seein the top of your head

Employer?

NO WOMEN ON THE FIELD.  You’re allowed to have babies in two places.  A Christian hospital and at your local community center.

Through God, all things are possible.  So jot that down

BETTER THAN DYIN ON YOUR KNEES

aint nothin more AMERICAN than takin a shit while starin down the grim reaper 

It aint about brains son, its about HEART

Tired of all these primadonnas complaining about not getting to play with what they want. Well boohoo snowflake, there are millions of people who would gladly take your place and play for nothing. What happened to being a MAN and playing football in nothing but a leather shell? That’s real FOOTBALL. You go out there

At one point he told Lucas Giolito’s younger brother that he was born with a silver spoon in his mouth and then later, when his brother was gone, said that he didn’t have the personality to be an actor, which is what he’s in school for.

“Me Too” - Roethlisberger when the voice in his head tells him he’s hungry.

no

that foot fuckin son of a bitch

id rather just drown

I think the main issue here is that you’re an idiot.  

“Told him he was bad at it” - Mrs. Hutchings.

But again, even at Kobe’s peak, he was never as popular as Jordan was.  He’s not even a top 5 player of all time, so that’s understandable.  LeBron would be a far better choice to be globally known than Kobe

Building nests, with the cash they’ve guaranteed to Kirk Cousins, for the baby birds left orphaned by this monument to mediocracy would have been a far better investment.