God really is a sick fuck for giving Browns fans hope like this.

James Shields was a clubhouse leader and ate up a lot of innings, so it’s really impossible to say who won the White Sox/Padres trade.  Impossible

It was a luque shot

I would say that this is some Angels In The Outfield shit, but the existence of this Orioles team actually negates the idea of God

Sorry you lost your hat

Lol

You said a lot of words huh

This is the old man I strive to become.  Has empathy, but not without enjoying the absurdity of life. Also I would like to own a hat

In college, I saw a some random guy pass out at a party and shit himself all over the apt owners couch. They threw his ass out into the hallway, kicked him a bunch, and then 3 guys peed on him.  So IT COULD ALWAYS GET WORSE

So he should have just taken the hat?  Interesting...

Yes

buddy, they’re eagles fans. They all qualify as mentally challenged

Tiny little baby slap. Just a lil guy

Just a lil baby slap. 

But what exactly is a “felony”. Right?

And if arrested he’ll have a hat to show to all his new prison friends. I don’t know what everyone is so upset about here

But he got a free hat

Yeah you don’t take shoes

It’s expensive!  

That was a run on sentence!