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NO!

Sometimes they have dollars!

HE GOT A FREE HAT THO. 

Kinda gotta respect the little slap/hat steal move.  Guy saw his opportunity and took it.  

I’m allergic to shellfish.  Shrimp cocktails can go fuuuuck themselves

There is a box of 450 North sitting on my porch right now, so maybe 0.0023% of Indiana isn’t terrible 

Gun laws don’t work when you can drive 20 minutes to a state with some of the most lax gun laws in the country. Which further supports the conclusion that nothing good comes from Indiana.

This is where I disclose that I am not a huge fan of dark chocolate. The chocolate masked too much of the barrel for me. Will age it for a few years and see if I like it more then

I didn’t truly begin my beer obsession until stumbling upon my local Jewel setting up the Bourbon County display in 2014, bought a case and it lasted me until last year.  So i missed out on the 2013 and 14 props and rye/vanillas that people rave about to this day. Which is a damn shame

I’ll take a scoff any day of the week!

Just means that I’m just out of Reese Witherspoon’s league.  

Sofie is still a solid reg rotation beer tho!

And I would do ANY THING FOR LOVE...oh I would do anything for love...but I won’t douthat....no I won’t douthat 

I googled their owner Steve Ross to see what he looked like and the majority of the hits were for Bob Ross’ son, Steve, who looks like someone Michael Myers would have killed in the 80s

I would imagine the difference in perception may be simply due to a difference in age. By the time I was out of college and diversifying beyond Busch Light and Jager, the sale to AB had already happened. And being a Chicagoan, Goose was already everywhere, so it always felt like it wasn’t a craft brewery to me. Hell,

The Goose buyout hasn’t been all bad though, from a consumer standpoint. The expansion of the Bourbon County production and distribution of not only the base stout, but many of the variants on a national level, has been done masterfully and the quality of this years has been the best since 2014.  With the exception of

You may laugh while applauding. It seemed to make sense?

Montgomery may go down as the steal of the draft, looks like an absolute beast, but who knows. Can’t predict shit.

Well then it’s a good thing the Bears have Cohen, Davis, and Montgomery to pick up the slack then.  

Higher chance of him having to eat a bear’s ass in prison