Getting slammed head first into the ground does less brain damage than regularly watching FOX news 

Is it hollow though? I have followed a pretty straight line from my original comment regarding my future brother in law not knowing how to handle this plunge into mediocrity. You can pretend all you want that you believe this team is screwed, but you, sports media, and the whole state of WI believe that as long as…

“Popsicles!” - Rex

Hey, that’s cool.  Ha Ha took a discount to play on the Bears for a year, so if he sucks, then it’s not like we gave him $37 million to be an average player

“Oh, that’s cool”- Rex Ryan

Lol this is so stupid

Yes but we’re aware of how awful we are. That’s the key difference. There’s no pretending like our team does things the right way and that we’re somehow the classiest organization in a league of awful organizations. We recognize that we are loud, brash jag offs and don’t try to hide it. The self righteousness that…

He doesn’t even top the list of Analrapists

Seriously, the whole point is to be massive dicks to each other for 3 hours and then by the end of the game, you’re drunk and friends with everyone else.  It’s supposed to be fun...  

Yeaaah adding alcohol into the mix is not great.  Frankly, any adult who would purposely start a physical altercation over a fucking game is an asshole.  I mean, shit, there was a Bears fan in Jacksonville that was literally stabbed to death at the bar by a Jaguars fan who he had not even interacted with prior. …

I mean, I guess I’ll just repeat what I said. He was in Vic Fangio’s defense. Fangio’s schemes, by design, do not give up big plays.  He also had the benefit of having the #1 run defense and one of the top pass rushing front sevens in the league.  

Plot

I want it to get to the point where Lions fans feel sorry for them

Illinois Packers fans are 10x worse than Wisconsin Packers fans, for the reason that they constantly have to make sure people know they are Packers fans. So you have the loud-mouth jagoff attitude of a Chicago-area resident, mixed with the need to be noticed, and you have the makings of just a massive asshole. WI…

Also, the Packers gave Adrian Amos a huge contract, probably to spite the Bears and in a year, you’ll all be cursing that deal.  Without Vic Fangio and the Bears front 7, he’s gonna get exposed...

I will not discuss football over any sound amplifying device. This is my wedding present to them. I did however give a anti-Vikings best man speech in Minneapolis last year that was met with lukewarm reception from the natives

My younger sister moved up to Milwaukee a few years ago for work and began dating a die-hard Packers fan shortly after. They are set to be married next month. I’ve ignored the fact that he bought her a Rodgers jersey and that she’s worn it, love will make you do stupid things, and I’ve retaliated by giving her Bears…

Rex Ryan would nurse those feet back to health. Day and night, tirelessly working. Without thanks, without pay, without reciprocated feelings.  That is what love is.  Being there when you aren’t asked to be.  Seeing the foot for what it is ON THE INSIDE and not for what it is on the outside, because that’s where true…

I didn’t even think about the haircut.  Oh no

Really need two things out of this season.