I follow a few police scanner twitter accounts and whenever there seems to be a naked guy or a masturbator of any kind, they seem to be doing more arguing about whose district it falls under and who has the be the one to catch the naked guy.  These are precious seconds and nowhere in the rules does it state that I…

And homeless people are completely devoid of the essential nutrients needed to keep up a good hard sprint.  Imagine what a healthy young adult could have accomplished

Well, if I knew you were there I would have said hello

Dogs make eye contact when they shit because they know they’re at their most vulnerable then. So, he was more scared of you than you were of him.

Rural doesn’t count in this scenario because there’s like 2 cops in the town and they probably know you and will let you just get it out of your system and then pick you up when you’re tuckered out.

I think I could get further in the city naked rather than in the suburbs. There’s like 30 people shot in Chicago every day, car jackings, muggings, other naked crazies furiously swinging their dick back and forth so it hits their thighs making a slapping noise, for them to worry about you. You get a somewhat crowded…

The State of Hockey - Sad

Congrats on reaching first base

I just read the plot for Dogtooth on wiki and I have just one question

fraid not

He’s been giving him boxing lesson since he was in utero

Snowpiercer is up there too...

Worst film I’ve ever seen.  If I were at the theater, I think I may have walked out, which I have never done before.  I hate it and the story about him and his father makes me physically uncomfortable to even think about.  Hate it.

eh fuck these people

Everyone has different tastes and if you like it, you like it. I didn’t, it felt like it could have been a short film and worked better as a whole.

Oh, it fucking did. It really fucking did.

Bud, you’re gonna want to watch My Days of Mercy

That movie fucking sucked

I would fire someone over that cake