Saw Barry tweeting this earlier and read all of his journal entries. It’s too bad that he lost his life, but it’s also still kinda just a little bit funny

you’ll have to excuse my combining loggains tenure and gase’s tenure and players they both sucked with, because much like the players, football has destroyed my brain

I remember when the Dolphins hired Adam Gase away from the Bears and us Bears fans were very upset about it because of how great he was with Cutler that year. And then they signed Dowell (not a name) Loggains and he perpetually shit the bed every week while coaching Brandon Marshall, Alshon Jeffrey, and Matt Forte.…

that’s a jerk-off station

For the sake of not ruining a mild attempt at humor, we’ll just pretend like he spent a lot of money out of pocket.  Are you ok with that?

For a man seemingly concerned about his financial future, he sure does spend a lot on pageantry  

With every order from Popeyes i’m good to take down a large mashed potato, the dirty rice, and 4-5 biscuits with honey.

if you eat leftover sliders you deserve whatever happens to you

i accept your apology

I like how everyone is rattling off their bullshit regional chain restaurants. That’s against the rules, you don’t get to say the clearly better quality product holds up better than national stadium sponsoring size fast food fuckshacks.

this comment made me sad

The vikings are paying Kirk Cousins more per year than the Bears are paying Khalil Mack.  You shut your mouth

10 days..to go for the record

Everyone talks about the one kid that died, but no one ever talks about the hundreds of kids that didn’t.

I only clap for the troops

Oh wow, two 5 syllable words in one sentence! The mayor of Green Bay has signed on!!

gonna have to take a xanax or something to get through that, because i don’t think i’ll be able to not rant and rave like a goddamn lunatic when he posts it.  

Not when you consider the fact that the main food item for a Packers fan also happens to be one of the great constipators of man.

Misc Overhead Expenses

Bears fans.  I’m dreading how many times he’s going to post the Double Doink video  and I am already preparing a rant.