Feels strange to have the first of the series not be the Browns, whose annual display of ineptitude really set the mood for the rest of the season.  There could not be a more boring disaster of a franchise than the Cardinals.  Build a wall around Arizona 

Yep. And also vodka

still hate you boo thang

I’m going to be such a piece of shit

*Richie Incognito throws his father’s arms up in disgust*

It is impossible for you to prove that Jimmy Fallon has not negatively affected more people on a daily basis than George W. Bush ever did.  Therefore I am the victor in this pointless argument, you upset online person

if machado stood his hair straight up he’d look like a treasure troll

nothing in this world worth having comes easy. 

please do not speak ill of beautiful big boy Mark Davis

how do you not burn the place to the ground, ala Inglorious Basterds while this is happening?  

If you ever want to really piss yourself off, go check on Dolan’s youtube channel. He has all his music videos on there. For those of you who have not forced yourself to watch his band before, check on the one where they’re on dog pulled sleds. Just watch the whole thing and then feel the searing pain when you’re…

This is the Pacquiao/Mayweather debate all over again.  End of the day, doesn’t matter who put in the most effort, people only remember the winner

A. I am literally in Humboldt twice a day.

Lol no!

It’s not an argument if you’re not being engaged!

Flaws are what make us human

People get shot all the tiiime.  Hell, a few were shot on the north side where I live.  Ain’t never had a gator in the park tho!

If he has a girlfriend, she’s not sticking around for long. Would never be able to forget the image of that failure floating in his little kayak long enough to let him inside you ever again.

Best part of this whole gator saga was that they initially brought in this dipshit named Alligator Bob who spent a week not being able to catch an Alligator, and the first dude they bring up from Florida catches it in like 20 minutes.

god i hate people like you so much, i even said the words “his actions” in the comments, which any normal person would recognize as negative.  you just read what you wanted to read and thought people needed to hear your thoughts  they didn’t