Or how about Jimmy Fallon is worse than a guy that’s responsible for the deaths of thousands of innocent people.  That is a far more accurate statement in this thread.  And I put in the little “just don’t, don’t ruin it with politics talk” specifically for people like yourself who can’t bear to hear anything that even…

ugh

I will argue that Bush never came off as anything but a personable guy who was way in over his head. This is not a matter for discussion about his actions in office or anything like that, so no one even start with this shit.

If you’re washing your face with a poof, then there never was hope for you anyway

Jimmy Fallon is a hack that nearly ruined every good SNL skit that he was inexplicably included in.  He is insufferable and every night I say a silent prayer for every teacher who had to put up with his spastic crap when he was a kid

I shower every day, but I may only shampoo my hair twice a week.  

Wrong, fucko.  Salmon is bad and isn’t a part of a balanced breakfast!

shoulda done it, coward

Face.

Excited for the Mets to sport the Brazzers logo, to continue in the tradition of having everyone associated with them getting fucked.

They had Thomas Jones!!  And then let Rex Grossman throw and fumble the game away...

In my home, we celebrate Wing Wednesday. This is what it must feel like to be Jewish while all the other kids are opening their Christmas presents. There’s a very strict schedule we adhere to.

The Bears could be up by 70pts and Collinsworth would find something to say they’re doing wrong.  The man is a menace

Devin Hester taking it to the house on the first play of the Super Bowl was the most joy I have ever felt as a Bears fan. Shame they had to end the game right after that play and nothing else happened.

Baby, I’m on salary and am ignoring work to post all the time.  You can not hurt me

you made an account to defend barstool on deadspin, you fucking loser.

Did Trump ask to take over her Twitter for the day?

until the colonel removes the cheeto chicken sandwich, a restaurant will be destroyed every night. this i swear to you

I mean, maybe it would help if they come up a few inches short of a winning TD again.

Ligers are real now. They had one at an animal sanctuary I visited down in Palm Springs, the thing was fucking massive. It may not have magical powers, but it absolutely blasted piss through the fence at a group of girls.